Quotes- English

Tsukino Usagi "Serena"/Sailor Moon/Serenity

"Comic books are my only means of survival!" -Serena

"Darien is mine, Raye! Paws off!" -Serena

"What a total jerk calling me a MeatBall Head. Still... he sure is cute!" -Serena (about Darien)

"I wish I could be like Sailor V." -Serena

"I'm going to look that word up and if it means something mean, I'm going to be mad!" -Serena

"A talking cat?! Oh man, I have been studying too hard!" -Serena

"I can protect the Earth by myself. Don't you believe me? Look, look. Big Serena, little Earth. Relax guys, I've got it covered." -Serena

"Don't do that, Luna, your face might freeze that way!" -Serena

"No matter what they do to us, we'll still have each other." -Serena

"Aaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Serena loosing at the Sailor V game

"Disguise Power! Turn me into a flight attendant, or something!" -Serena

"I don't go to school more than I have to. It's dangerous to my health!" -Serena

"She's a naughty, sneaky little fungus. A major brat, totally spoiled. And she hogs my bed. But still, there's something about her. Oh, I just can't help liking the little spore." -Serena (about Rini)

"No fun getting toasted!" -Serena

"Studying so hard is very very tiring, all those books, all those words... It can't be too good for a person. How does Melvin do it?" -Serena

"I don't want to play this game anymore! I WANNA GO HOME!!!" -Serena

"Coast clear, not a parental unit in sight." -Serena

"The nerve of that guy, calling me a meatball head. Still, he sure is cute." -Serena (about Darien)

"Psst, hey Raye, major question. You didn't forget to kiss Chad goodbye did you?" -Serena

"Am I gonna turn into a donut?" -Serena

"One upon a time long ago, Darien, Prince of the Earth, fell in love with the beautiful, wonderful, smart, totally baked-out, major irresistible Princess of the Moon, who just happened to be named Serena. But they were attacked by the nasty Queen Beryl and her evil forces from the Negaverse. So Darien dressed up as the superhero Tuxedo Mask and saved Princess Serena from the evil Queen." -Serena (with the help of pictures she's drawn)

"Hey, Luna. If you can talk, I'm sure you can dance and sing." -Serena

"Come on, you pasty-faced two-timing, nega-twit!" -Serena

"Driver, hurry up! We have to lose some dead weight back here!" -Serena (about Darien)

"Me, fight Jedite? Are you kidding? Me? Cute little Serena? No way!" -Serena

"No way! Someone as young and pretty as this has to live a long life! She owes it to the world!" -Sailor Moon

"Hello? Planet Earth to Player B." -Serena

"No we can eat. I'm so hungry, I could eat a cherry tree!" -Serena

"I wonder what they're talking about. Ooooh, it better no be my hair!" -Serena

"FOOD! YUMMY FOOD!" -Serena

"This disguise stuff is the hottest." -Serena

"I'd recognize that sorry tutu anywhere!" -Serena (to Katsy)

"Library? Why d'ya wanna go there?" -Serena (to Amy)

"But I wanna have fun!!" -Serena

"I'm gonna be late!!" -Serena

"Me, Serena the Princess? Now this is way past weird." -Serena

"Who are you? Why do you have the same buns and pigtails as me?!" -Serena (to Rini)

"Oh, math is too hard! It's as easy as figuring out the Moonlight Knight. Uh-uh! Can't do it!" -Serena

"I can sing for you, Lita, but... that might make you feel worse." -Serena

"Teachers never have boyfriends." -Serena

"I'm all right, but the big ugly thing isn't." -Sailor Moon

"All your pretty make-up cannot hide all the evil deep inside! I am Sailor Moon! I stand for love and justice! In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!" -Sailor Moon

"I don't want to play this game anymore! I want to go home!!" -Sailor Moon

"She may have your mind, Darien, but your heart will always belong to me. All those happy times on the Moon, don't let her take all of that away. It's me, Darien, Princess Serena. I've come to set you free, just like I promised." -Sailor Moon

"Stick by your friends, just like they stick by you!" -Sailor Moon

"I don't wanna be a pancake!" -Sailor Moon

"I am Sailor Moon! I stand by my friends and furballs, and in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!" -Sailor Moon

"Ow! That hurt! I don't want to do this anymore!" -Sailor Moon

"Surrender while you can, and make it quick, okay, because I haven't got any time!" -Sailor Moon

"No deals with double-crossing, bad bleach job, Nega-creeps like you! Get ready, the Negaverse is dust!" -Sailor Moon (to Malachite)

"I am Shailor Moon, the grandmudder o' justish." -Sailor Moon

"How totally *gasp* embarrassing... How will *puff puff* I ever explain *wheeze* to my friends why I have tire tracks down my back?!! We're running out of runway!!" -Sailor Moon

"I don't want to be a pancake!" -Sailor Moon

"I wanna play Sailor V games! I don't want to live them!" -Sailor Moon

"Why is it always me running for my life!" -Sailor Moon

"The darkness calls to the light, and the light calls again to the darkness. Is this the will of the galaxy? Saying I will end the war. Will that be the end of everything? And that glaive of death, this time must I be the one to bring it down?" -Sailor Moon

"I won't let you win this one, you witch!" -Sailor Moon (to Queen Beryl)

"I do need all of you. Please help me." -Sailor Moon

"I have no regrets. I am Serena and I'm Sailor Moon, and you are not me! Moon Tiara Magic!" -Sailor Moon

"I am Sailor Moon, Champion of Justice. On behalf of the Moon, I will punish you!" -Sailor Moon

"I am Sailor Moon, Champion of Justice, Princess of the Moon Kingdom, and your worst nightmare. On behalf of the Moon, I will right all wrongs and triumph over evil. And you're the worst kind of evil." -Sailor Moon

"So, from now on, when I say it will be all right you'll believe me?" -Sailor Moon

"Silver Crystal protect us, in the name of the Moon!" -Princess Serenity

Mizuno Ami "Amy"/Sailor Mercury

"Stop, Raye! Don't mention exams! I'm so far behind I'm probably going to get an A minus!" -Amy

"You know what you look like? A silly lovesick frog that's just waiting for some big bug to sly in it's mouth." -Amy (to Serena)

"I'm only three chapters ahead! I have to study!" -Amy

"The whole family's wacko!" -Amy (about Serena's family)

"First thing they told me at school is that you're always late." -Amy (to Serena)

"I'll help you with this assignment, Serena." -Amy

"You sure gave me a start, kitty. What are you doing, playing 'Lion of the Serengheti'?" -Amy (to Luna)

"Take it easy, it's only an exam." -Amy

"You've met my friends, Mars and Jupiter. Some people say that I'm a bookworm, but my most lethal weapon is my mind. Beware, because I am Sailor Mercury!" -Sailor Mercury

"If you can use your powers to get past her weapons, her center is soft like jelly and can easily be trashed!" -Sailor Mercury

"Do your very best in school." -Sailor Mercury

Hino Rei "Raye"/Sailor Mars

"You are so stubborn, Serena. Let us help or I'll never speak to you again!" -Raye

"You're late again, MeatBall Head!" -Raye

"You're such a ditz, Serena." -Raye

"In a corner of the universe, there is a planet which plays a beautiful melody. The planet Earth." -Raye

"Hey, 'MeatBall Head'! That's a good name for her!" -Raye

"I bet they're following some cute guy they saw at the arcade." -Raye

"Serena, you are such a meatball head." -Raye

"You're a lazy donut snorting couch potato!" -Raye (to Serena)

"What day, month, and year?" -Raye (to Serena & Darien)

"Gotta say, never thought you were much of a leader. But now I know I was wrong." -Sailor Mars

"See ya round, Meatball Head." -Sailor Mars

Kino Makoto "Lita"/Sailor Jupiter

"Why shouldn't you date a boy you like? Even a defender of justice has a right to fall love!" -Lita

"How'd you learn to talk?" -Lita (to Luna)

"He looks just like my old boyfriend." -Lita

"Let us help you put her away. Still too many guys we gotta meet." -Lita

"Dream on, surfer boy!" -Lita (to Malachite)

"Sometimes reality really stinks." -Lita

"We won't give up until our mission is accomplished and one of us dates Andrew!" -Lita

"Great, great, this is totally great. I'm gonna get soaked. That stupid weather man never gets it right!" -Lita

"But I'm the one with the most talent here!" -Lita

"What a beautiful wedding dress on that mannequin. One day, I'll wear one..." -Lita

"I'm so dumb... my heart was broken by this guy... he went to my old school... Andy from the arcade... He looked so much like him... but I changed schools because I felt something inside... the wind brought me here. Something much more important than lost love. That something important was waiting for me here." -Lita (to the sensei about why she came to Crossroads)

"Sailor Jupiter... yeah... that's what I felt inside! I must fulfill my mission." -Lita

"You want trouble pal? You're looking at it!" -Sailor Jupiter

"Stay strong and healthy in mind and body." -Sailor Jupiter

"Believe in yourself." -Sailor Jupiter

"Who's going to protect Princess Serenity, Mars, Mercury, and Venus without the butt-kicking Jupiter?" -Sailor Jupiter

"It's the power I was born to use: Jupiter Thunder Power!" -Sailor Jupiter

"We will face any danger for the ones we care for, with love and courage!" -Sailor Jupiter

Aino Minako "Mina"/Sailor Venus

"Let us help. We haven't known each other long enough for it to end yet." -Mina

"Nurse Venus is on the way!" -Mina

"I hope it's not breakable. She's a klutz today." -Mina

"In cases like these people like to be left alone, but Serena's not one of them." -Mina

"So Amy, you're only ten chapters ahead?" -Mina

"I wish some nice guy with some roses comes up and says, 'Young lady, won't you go out with me tonight?'" -Mina

"I hope it's not breakable, she's a klutz today." -Mina (about Serena)

"We're all different in real life. I didn't recognize you at first." -Mina (to the other Scouts)

"Think positively. It's the best way to turn around a bad situation." -Sailor Venus

"V is for Victory! You're going down Nega-sleaze!" -Sailor Venus

"You're thinking I'm just a pretty blonde. In my case, what you see is definitely not what you get. V stands for Victory, I am Sailor Venus!" -Sailor Venus

"I've learned a lot from these kids. Believe in yourself and nothing can stop you." -Sailor Venus

"I believe in you." -Sailor Venus

Chiba Mamoru "Darien"/Tuxedo Kamen/Endymion

"Meatball Head, don't go in there alone! You'd probably get lost in your own closet!" -Darien

"It's up to you now to get the crystals, and I want you to know I've always been on your side and always will be." -Tuxedo Mask (to Sailor Moon)

"Hey, Sailor Moon, this guy could use some scepter therapy, don't you think?" -Tuxedo Mask

"It is well known that flower power is supposed to be peaceful." -Tuxedo Mask

"What counts isn't how you look on the outside, but what's going on in the inside!" -Tuxedo Mask

"Princess, help me be free again." -Tuxedo Mask

"Even in the darkest tunnel you'll find some light. It's deep inside yourself. Believe in it... and you'll see it." -Moonlight Knight

"Farewell, my princess. I'll always remember you." -Moonlight Knight

"Even the smallest flower can strike a deadly blow, for in beauty and love there is great strength." -Moonlight Knight

"She may look young, but she's already over nine hundred years old." -King Endymion (about Rini)

Chibi-Usa "Rini"/Sailor Chibi Moon

"Pegasus, I thought love was supposed to be all googly-eyes and smooches." -Rini

"Didn't anyone ever tell you to be careful what you wish for?" -Rini

"Silver Crystal, please give me the strength to protect my friends!" -Rini

"Sailor Moon, please don't go, I need you!" -Rini

"Think of me as your worse nightmare in pink!" -Sailor Mini Moon

Ten'ou Haruka/Sailor Uranus

"Our princess is such a crybaby." -Sailor Uranus

"Our princess is such a crybaby." -Sailor Uranus

"Neptune and Pluto are on my team!" -Sailor Uranus

Kaiou Michiru/Sailor Neptune

Meiou Setsuna/Sailor Pluto

"Beyond this door, an empty void, and beyond that, the Cosmic Time Warp!" -Sailor Pluto

Tomoe Hotaru/Sailor Saturn

"Protected by Saturn, planet of silence. I am the soldier of destruction and rebirth. I am Sailor Saturn!" -Sailor Saturn

Luna, Artemis, & Diana

"Don't be an accident waiting to happen." -Luna

"Come on, Serena! I mean, screaming and klutzing out just doesn't make it against the Negaverse!" -Luna

"Serena, are you really going to start your homework without anybody telling you to?" -Luna

"Cats aren't meant to dance and sing, Serena." -Luna

"You know, she may just be able to pull this off." -Luna
[Serena trips and falls.]
"Spoke to soon." -Luna

"How awful! I'm beginning to acquire Serena's sloth-like sleeping habits -- snoozing through a tornado!" -Luna

"Serena, are you really going to start your homework without anybody telling you to?" -Luna

"I can't believe it! This crybaby... she's the one?" -Luna (about Serena)

"Serena is taking this Tuxedo Mask disappearing thing pretty hard." -Luna

"I still have a few lives left, I think." -Luna

"I don't care if Sailor Moon is a ditz. She's the leader of the Sailor Scouts and that's that." -Luna

"Serena is Serena." -Luna

"You know why she eats so much? It takes a lot of fuel to run that motor mouth!" -Luna (about Serena)

"Maybe she'll go into a clutz attack and trip Queen Beryl." -Artemis (about Serena)

"How could you forget a handsome cat like me?" -Artemis

"And neither of you have got a boyfriend, so you're stuck with us cats!" *laughs* -Artemis (to Mina and Lita)

"You'd think those bubbleheads would realize it's just cake. Sardines are the rage these days." -Artemis

"Don't worry, with the promise of cheesecake they'll win this fight." -Artemis (about the Sailor Scouts)

"What? Artemis?!" -Luna
"Um, this is kind of embarrassing. So, how's it shaking, Luna?" -Artemis
"You're the one who's going to be shaking!" -Luna

Other Characters

"Be happy. On behalf of the moon, you will be free again." -Queen Serenity

"Stop with the chit-chat. I'm feeling neglected." -Wicked Lady

"I am Wicked Lady. I have no friends of family. I am alone." -Wicked Lady

"No, I'm Wicked Lady. Messenger of the Doom Phantom, Master of all time, space, and matter. Very soon this world will end, and there's nothing you can do to stop it! *laughs*" -Wicked Lady

"I've been defeated by this delicious thing those humans call cake!" -Emerald

"I'm feeling so awkward. I can't believe I lost control. Because of that delicious thing they call cake. It must be a plot to get me. Fine! They're fools if they think they can outsmart me!" -Emerald

"And no smart-aleck remarks or I'll triple your detention!" -Ms. Haruna

"If there's anyone not present, raise your hands now!" -Ms. Haruna

"Read chapters 1 to 35 in any book you want then wake me up whenever the last bell goes off." -Ms. Haruna

"Serena, I'm not putting up with this again. Your stomach growling's disrupted my class twice this week. I won't have it!" -Ms. Haruna

"That's weird. Very weird. Serena, isn't that the weirdest?" -Molly

"Melvin, it's obvious you have been watching way too much science fiction. Get a life!" -Molly

"Who's the goofball with the hair? Can't she see I'm hungry?" -Baby Jordan

"Has she eaten lots of sweets today?" -Serena's Dad
"Not that I'm aware of." -Serena's Mom
"Face it. She's just a space case." -Sammy

"It's too funny! You can't even walk and chew gum at the same time! What makes you think you're got what it takes to be a model?" -Sammy

"This toy Rini plays with, it sure looks like Luna. ...See?" -Sammy (about the Luna Sphere)

"That girl is always late." -Mr. Tsukino (about Serena)

"Serena, please. You're a girl not a hyena!" -Mrs. Tsukino

"Stupid humans! They're so easy to fool!" -Jedite

"Soon, the universe will be no more. Only the Negaverse will prevail!" -Malachite

"Tuxedo Mask, where are you hiding? Don't you care about your little fanclub?" -Zoycite

"It looks like Sailor Moon turned your plan into moondust, Nephlite." -Zoicite

"Teachers aren't supposed to look that good." -Melvin (about Ms. Haruna)

"Hi de ho!" -Melvin

"Graveyards give me the heebie-jeebies. All that silence... no computers." -Melvin

"I'd like to thank all my close personal friends on the internet!" -Melvin

"Ahh! Wako on the premises!" -Chad

"I want my mommy!!!" -Chad

"Sapphire, wherever you are, you'll live in my heart forever. I'll always remember that smile of yours... to bad it was your last..." -Prisma

"Never doubt the power of innocent dreamers. Never doubt the dreams of innocent children. Never doubt your worst nightmare." -Zirconia

"Uuuuuhh... no... the dried octopus has come to wake us up." -Para Para (about Zirconia)

"Don't dream that you're all grown-up. Big dreams are best just for kids." -Amazon Quartet

"You saved me. You and Sailor Moon delivered me from Kisenian's destructive grasp." -Fiore

Usagi & Mamoru

"Tuxedo Mask, find the Imperium Silver Crystal." -Moon Princess
"I will. Then, we can be together again." -Tuxedo Mask

Group

"We are Sailor Scout, the champions of justice!" -Sailor Mercury
"We will right wrongs and triumph over evil like you!" -Sailor Mars
"On behalf of..." -Both
"...Mars..." -Sailor Mars
"...and Mercury..." -Sailor Mercury
"...we will punish you!" -Both
"Hey! You guys are stealing all of my lines!" -Sailor Moon

"Hey, you! That's your old school's uniform!" -Teacher
"Yeah, the new one's too small." -Lita
"And we don't allow perms here!" -Teacher
*grabs his tie* This is natural!" -Lita

"Serena, have you seen anything weird? Animals acting strangely?" -Amy
"Besides Melvin you mean?" -Serena

"We're Love Scouts! We won't stop 'till romance is ours!" -Serena & Lita

"Hard at work as usual, I see." -Zoycite
"Yes, actually..." -Nephlite
"Your plan is to poison Sailor Moon with lemonade?" -Zoycite

"I told you not to say we were partners!" -Molly
"And I won't tell them how you begged me to do it either!" -Melvin

"You guys, you all look like little kids." -Sailor Venus
"But, Mina, you're the same size as us!" -Sailor Jupiter
"That's right! You're all my size now!" -Sailor Mini Moon

"No! It's alien's that have come to destroy us because of how we've polluted our beautiful planet." -Melvin
"Yeah, maybe they came to take you home, Melvin." -Molly

"WAAAAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!" -Serena
"We should measure that sound on the decibel scale someday." -Amy
"No kidding." -Luna

"It's locked. It won't budge!" -Raye
"No. I must get in!!! Waaaahhh!!!" -Serena
"Stop wailing, Serena!" -Raye
"But I want COOKIES!!" -Serena

"It's about time!" -Luna
"Are you all right?" -Serena
"Oh, sure, being locked in an airless box is really swell. Don't try that again!" Luna

"Maybe I'll use my fire power." -Sailor Mars
"Don't do it!! If you blow up a jet, it will take your allowance for the next ten thousand years to pay it back!" -Luna
"Yeah?" -Sailor Mars
"Too expensive." -Sailor Moon

"AAAAAHH!!! WHERE ARE WE?? WHY'D THEY KICK US OFF?? WHAT'S HAPPENING??" -Serena
"Lower the decibels, would you?" -Luna
"I LIKE THE DECIBELS WHERE THEY ARE!!" -Serena

"May I see your invitation?" -Doorman
"I am the Countess Popover. You can check it out in your VIP book." -Serena
[She walks through the gate.]
"Popover. Popover. Let me see..." -Doorman

"Greg and I are just friends." -Amy
"Ever heard of that river in Egypt, D. Nile?" -Lita

"It's so high. You sure we're supposed to ski down this way?" -Serena
"No way! You ski down the other side, where it's much steeper!" -Chad

"Finally, so there you are. I thought you guys were supposed to be hurt!" -Lita
"Don't mind her. She just found out our ski instructor's married." -Mina
"Yes, well, I didn't see you taking it so calmly either, Mina." -Amy

"Step aside, Mercury. It's not you I'm after." -Malachite
"Go bleach your roots, creep!" -Sailor Mercury

"He's so cute!" -Molly
[Serena wakes up.]
"Cute?! Where?!" -Serena
(thinking) "Oh! That was a quick recovery." -Luna

"I am Sailor Moon! Champion of Justice!" -Sailor Moon
"We fight for love!" -Sailor Jupiter
"And stolen hearts!" -Sailor Moon
"In the name of love, we won't have monsters stealing our boyfriends!!" -Sailors Moon & Jupiter
"Where do they get this stuff?" -Luna

"You shall read what you sow." -Luna
"I hate sewing!" -Serena

"Will they ever stop fighting?" -Luna
"Not in our lifetime, Luna." -Amy (about Serena & Raye)

"If you have so much free time, you should stay at home and study!" -Serena
"Serena, are you all right? Do you have a fever? No. Seems all right. Do you want to see the school nurse? I have never heard you be so serious!" -Ms. Haruna

"I can't get these things to budge!" -Sailor Mercury (tied up)
"Mars Fire Ignite!" -Sailor Mars
"AHHHH!!" -Sailor Moon & Sailor Mercury
[The vines fall off the two.]
"Are you all right?" -Sailor Mars
"Barely, you almost set me on fire, Mars!" -Sailor Moon
"Oh great, nice thanks for saving your backside. Now let's take care of this nasty weed!" -Sailor Mars

"You don't know when to give up, do you?" -Game Machine Joe
"Nope! Not until I get what I want, and believe me, I always do!" -Lita

"You should stop reading so many romance novels." -Lita
"Look whose talking! You think the paperboy likes you just because he rides by your front doo every morning!" -Mina

"What, you got noodles inside that head of yours to go with the meatballs?! We're the Sailor Scouts, we'll figure out some way to get in there!" -Raye
"Why are you always yelling at me, Raye?! You're so mean!" -Serena
"I WASN'T YELLING!" -Raye

"Wow, that bun looks so yummy!" -Serena
"Thank you, but aren't you scared of me?" -Lita
"Should I be?" -Serena

"Hi, guys! I am sure glad that is over!" -Serena
"I bet you are glad because we were here to save you, huh, Serena?" -Raye

"I really missed you guys! It was lonely without you. Although I didn't really need your help. I could have taken that Minotaur all by myself." -Serena
"Yeah, right. We always have to bail you out of some mess!" -Raye

"This is Luna. Password: Kitty stalks in moonlight." -Luna
"Kitty will be fed." -Central Control
"Kitty craves her catnip." -Luna
"Welcome, Luna." -Central Control

[Mina, Serena, Luna, and Artemis are watching the skating pair Janelle and Misha]
"So cool!" -Serena
"Oh, wow. They sure are. I can see why they won the gold medal in the Winter Olympics." -Mina
"Oh, amazing!" -Serena
"I wish I could do that!" -Mina
[Serena stands up and pirouette's causing her to fall on the two cats.]
"Serena, please." -Luna
"Hey, Luna, you think since she likes skating so much, maybe it's a sign her old princess self is emerging?" -Artemis
"Hmm, could be. Skating sure was popular back in the old days on the Moon." -Luna
"Yeah, and Princess Serena was one of the best." -Artemis
"What?! Really?! *laughs* Hey, I'm not surprised. I'm just a grab-bag of the most amazing talents. *laughs*" -Serena

"Oh, so this is the new skating rink." -Luna
"Wow. Pretty amazing, huh? Today's the grand opening, and they've got Misha and Janelle giving free skating lessons. Oh! I don't know if I can stand waiting to see this!" -Serena
"Ditto!" -Mina
"Yeah, but I don't see why you dragged me here." -Raye
"*reading a book* I should be studying for my Universal Statistical Analysis and Mathematical Theory exam." -Amy
"Aw, Amy, you'll ace it." -Serena
"We've gotta have a group of five to get the free lessons. Come on, guys." -Mina

"Uh, where's Serena?" -Luna
[Serena comes trying to get her skates on]
"Oh... um... wait for me. I'll be... right... there. Aaah!" -Serena
[She falls down a step]
"THESE SKATES MAKE ME CLUMSY!!" -Serena
"Oh, she's on her butt again." -Luna
"So, that's not unusual." -Artemis
"Oh, poor Serena." -Amy
"She's unbelievably embarrassing." -Raye

"Look at Lita." -Amy
"She's really good." -Raye
"She's okay, I guess. Hey, I was good... in my old life... so I can be great. Now, here goes nothing. *slips around on the ice* Heeellpp!! *falls*" -Serena
"Serena..." -Amy
"We don't know her." -Raye
"Oh, I don't get it *falls* I should be good. *falls*" -Serena
"Unbelievable." -Artemis
"Oh, yes. A real gold medal performance." -Luna

"So, you're moving again, Greg. You sure didn't stay very long." -Lita
"Yeah. Well, see, it's 'cause of my dad's job. It's a real drag, you know." -Greg
"And we were just getting to be friends too." -Serena
"Well, uh, Amy, I, uh..." -Greg
"Uh... I'll really miss you, Greg." -Amy
"I'd... better... give this back to you." -Greg
"No, keep it." -Serena
[Greg hands Amy the photo of her]
"I'm still trying to be as good as you. You know, beat you on an exam, but without the special power." -Greg
"Here, Greg." -Amy
[She hands him another photo of herself]
"Huh? Cool." -Greg
"Take this one instead. It's a lot better., don't have my mouth wide open, like Serena." -Amy
"I don't always have my mouth open." -Serena
[Greg gets on the train]
"Bye." -Greg
"Bye." -Serena
"See you again, Greg. Hope it's soon." -Amy

"Finally, so there you are. I thought you guys were supposed to be hurt!" -Lita
"Don't mind her. She just found out our ski instructor's married." -Mina
"Yes, well, I didn't see you taking it so calmly either, Mina." -Amy

"It can't be. We just changed his diaper at the hospital." -Serena
"So whaddaya expect? I'm on a liquid diet." -Jordan

"Stop right there! Your father and I are afraid you're going to flunk school. I have to know, where did we go wrong?" -Mrs. Tsukino
"Waaaah! Mom, it's not your fault, but it's just not the same as when you were young! There's so much more pressure! I need a break from all that terrible tension! Comic books are my only means of survival!" -Serena
"Oh, Serena. I find this all too familiar... That's the same tired old excuse I used on my parents." -Mrs. Tsukino

"What's the matter? You said we should leave it up to you." -Luna
"Yeah, but I always say that! Why do you listen to me?!" -Serena
"You're right, I'll never learn." -Luna

"I'm starved. Is there anything in here to snack on?" -Serena
"We'll be eating soon." -Lita
"Well, what'll we do until then?" -Serena
"Grab a knife and start peeling potatoes." -Lita
"I can't. I'll feel like I'm in the army." -Serena
"Fine! Then start on the onions." -Lita
"Okay, but chopping onions always makes me cry." -Serena
"Grrr... Serena, you're never going to make it as a cook!" -Lita
"Then I'll just eat." -Serena

"I'm gonna need some help here. She may be a princess, but she isn't light." -Sailor Jupiter
"I heard that..." -Sailor Moon

"Serena!" -Scrimmage
"Er, yes?" -Serena
"What would you say when you offer a cup of cocoa to your guests?" -Scrimmage
"Oh, um... lemme see. Ah, co... ah, cocoa's on? Come and get it? No, come and get it please. Um, heh, heh, heh, heh..." -Serena

[Serena drops her star locket, and dives to retrieve it.]
"*laugh* What's with that locket? Did some boy give it to you, Serena?" -Mr. Tsukino
"Yeah, I guess you could say that..." -Serena
"What?! You've been going out with some boy and you haven't even told us?!" -Mr. Tsukino
"No, no, no... You've got it all wrong!" -Serena

"You don't know what to give up, do you?" -Game Machine Joe
"Nope! Not until I get what I want. And believe me, I always do!" -Lita

"I've been waiting big-time to meet you, Sailor V." -Sailor Moon
"Why, thank you!" -Sailor Venus

"I don't get it. My mother's sure acting strange." -Molly
"Yeah! What'd she put in her coffee this morning?" -Serena

"Is it this world that's going bonkers or is it me?! AAARRRGGG!!" -Serena
"It's you, dear. Go take a nap." -Mrs. Tsukino

"Ha, ha! You missed! Is that all you got?"! -Sailor Moon
[More razor sharp papers fly at her.]
"AAAHH!" -Sailor Moon
"Oooh! Now she's trapped in a corner! What a heroine!" -Luna

"Serena?! Why are you such a wimp?!" -Luna
"I'm not a wimp...!! WAAAAAAAAAHH!!" -Serena (crying)

"I hate to admit it, but these cakes are giving me energy." -Amy
"You got that right. And for sure, they've fooled Serena into thinking that she'd rather have a bog butt than to be with Darien." -Lita

"Me! Check out this cute little nose!" -Sailor Moon
"Ha! I've seen gorillas at the Zoo with better noses!" -Sailor Mars

"Serena, get a life." -Molly
"Hey! I have a great one!" -Serena

"Amy, heeellpp!" -Serena
"Oh! Serena, you scared me!" -Amy
"Food! I need food!" -Serena
"Sorry! I just ate the last bite of my sandwich." -Amy
[Serena runs over the Amy's lunchbox]
"Oooooohhh-ooooooohhh..." -Serena
"Forget yours? That's the third time this week, silly." -Amy
"You didn't even leave me a crumb. Ooohh!!" -Serena
[Serena faints]
"Oh! Serena! Stay with me! I'll give you some orange juice!" -Amy

"On behalf of television lovers everywhere, we'll punish you!" -Sailor Scouts

"You're going down Nega-trash!" -Sailor Scouts

"Ms. Lambert's marrying a goober!" -Serena & Molly

"I wish animals really could talk." -Amy
"Yeah, well, I'm sure most of them would have absolutely nothing to say!" -Serena
*glare* -Luna

"Hey, bookworm! Today, you're going to nothing but play!" -Serena
"Wow, I've never done that before!" -Amy

"Don't you have anything better to do than bug us, you old bag?!" -Kid 1
"ME?! An old bag?!" -Mina
"Yeah, a really smelly, crumpled up one!" -Kid 2
"You little postules! What's wrong with kids today, anyway?!" -Mina
"Spoken like a true old bag." -Artemis

"Dissect yourself Melvin!" -Serena & Molly

INSULTS
Failure Scouts
Meatball-Head
Moon Twit
Moon Viruses
Sailor Brats
Sailor Failures
Sailor Saps
Sailor Snakes
Sailor Wimps
Scout Jamboree
Serena the Hyena
Slime Sisters
Stupid Scouts
Twisted Sisters

ZIRCONIA
Toad Face
Zirc-Face
Zirc-O
Zircy-Jerks